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You tell the Spirits who wronged you and what they did, and you can add up to three photos. After checkout the Spirits read everything and write a curse for that one person. It appears on screen in under a minute and is emailed to you.

One curse is $9.99, paid once through Stripe. There's no subscription. Paying opens your Grimoire, a private page that keeps your curses; you sign in with a link we email you, never a password.

No. Once a curse is cast it cannot be uncast, and all sales are final. The one exception: if the Spirits fail to deliver your curse at all, you're refunded automatically.

They're read once for the aura reading, then the originals are deleted. The first photo becomes your cursed portrait: first with the Spirits' seal burned in, then, within about a minute, the same face turned ashen and dissolving into smoke. Only you see it, at your private link and in your email. It never goes on the Wall.

No. We retired death curses years ago, along with anything involving injury, illness, money or livelihood. The Spirits call down unrest, turning luck and the return of what was done, never real harm.

A first name, a last initial and the title the Spirits gave the curse. Never a photo, never your name, never what they did. Every curse goes on the Wall as part of the $9.99. A name can also be placed on its own for $1.99, without a curse.

The ceremony is real in the sense that matters to most people who come here: you name what was done to you, and something is written that takes your side and says it plainly. People have told us that reading it back was the first time the thing felt answered.

We make no claim that a curse causes events in the world, and we ask nothing of you beyond telling us what happened. It is offered for entertainment, for adults 18 and over.